March 2012
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If you have a child, you are responsible for all...
“I was thinking about this a lot you guys, and I realized something quite profound: My parents are dicks. Seriously! Not only will those fascists not let me borrow the car for spring break, but they never asked my permission before conceiving me! Who the fuck just does that?!?!?!?
I mean, I never chose to be alive, and like, sometime alive people suffer, right? So I guess it’s my...
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“What you’re talking about is what he calls vertigo, or “anguish to...”
– reddit
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
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Somebody ask me questions please!!
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“To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know...”
– Clara Ortega (via quotes-shape-us)
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“Sometimes I think God, or The Universe or whatever is just waiting for me to be wise and selfless enough before giving out the superpowers that I was destined to have, even a B-rated superpower with absolutely no use (ex. being able to talk to a protozoan) would be more than welcome, at least I could think of myself as special, and that there is something that would differentiate me from...
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“Be careful. People like to be told what they already know. Remember that. They...”
– Terry Pratchett (via amplified-moofs)
